Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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holidays nowadays are just excuses to party. tell me who st patrick is. name 5 of his songs



Why is it so difficult to find a smart, funny, beautiful, kind, creative woman who loves me for me - an unstable, insecure, pungent, sexually inept, dishonest, weird looking guy? 

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#first photo...cute

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#nice man

wow who is dis sam guy??? he sounds really cool and handsome/tall, probably an australian too

yes…its all true and sammy is beautiful 

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#i like lemon sweetsss